I’ve learned something in my weekend long hiatus.
No matter how long you’re away from Tumblr
YOU’RE GONNA COME BACK BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING STUCK HERE FOR LIFE.
A ➟ Z of Rupert Grint; Tom Felton
“Very much so! He’s a dashing gentleman, have you not seen him? He’s very buff! He’s solid, man!” (about how he fancies Rupert)” Tom Felton (x)
“Rupert is a unique soul. He’s a very funny guy. But without realising it, actually! I swear most of his comedy comes by accident. But he’s very good at it! And he’s incredibly infectious. People laugh around me all day and I don’t get suckered into it. But when he laughs … that’s it! It’s game over for me. I feel something inside of me turn and I’m like, ‘Oh, no!” Tom Felton(x)
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
I’ve posted almost 200 times in the past 30 minutes….
And I feel no shame :)
(Source: dasgaybleins)
in the darkness
i will meet my creators
and they will all agree,
that i’m a suffocator
(x)
(Source: little--liongirl)
Season Four; The Year Blaine Anderson Was Constantly Baffled By Everyone’s Fuckery.
(Source: darrenlea)
Go away omg
(Source: ninabrodev)
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
(Source: gothamcityneedsahero)
Okay so I wanted about to take a shower, so I walk in my parents room to get a towel and I walk in on them…. you know…. I don’t want to say it but you know what I mean…
oh my God talk about scarred for life. I was like alright I guess I’ll shower in the morning
False.
Double false
I didn’t even know that last one existed.
(Source: pikashrew)
My mom doesn’t understand why I can’t just call to order pizza or ask if a video game store has a game. I want to show her this, so if you at all get nervous about calling strangers on the phone, please reblog this.